Wikipedia 10K Redux

Reconstructed by Reagle from Starling archive; see blog post for context.

ThreeLawsOfAlGore

The Three Laws of Al Gore:

  • Al Gore may not harm a human being, or allow a human being to be harmed.
  • Al Gore must obey the orders given by the human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  • Al Gore must protect his own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict the First or Second Law.