BadJokesAndOtherDeletedNonsense

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is!

[I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the

encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia

of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page. ;-) -- BryceHarrington ]

From PolanD:

:From an Englishman's diary:

• Monday: I went drinking with the PoleS
• Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
• Wednesday: I went drinking with the PoleS again
• Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...

From PatentNonsense:

Q. SO, you are really looking for Chaos on a webpage, right?

A. Er...no, we'd like to avoid it.

Q. K, how is that going to happen without a policeman?

A. Go figure!

[Of all the text to end up being hauled into this detention centre... :)]

From WhatIsaWiki:

This is crazy! A tremendous Fear and Loathing of wikis is present...

Blah...

Er, what's crazy? To whom are these Kierkegaardian sentiments present?

It was a dark and stormy night and the captain said "tell us a story" ...

Hmmm - it's REALLY possible to edit ALL of EVERY page? Seems a recipe for diaster to me! One destructive moron and the whole Wiki becomes mush.

Maybe I'm just cynical. :-)

Wow, This is kinda wierd

-- Drachs

Investigation of the Wiki concept...

From IdiosyncratiC:

My dad knew him.

From HareKrishna:

(For more on little-known religions' positions on sex, see BokoNonism.)

Oh Wiki, you're so fine!...