BadJokesAndOtherDeletedNonsense

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace.  So, here it is!

[I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the
encyclopedia some lively color.  But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia
of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page.  ;-) -- BryceHarrington ]
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From PolanD:

:From an Englishman's diary:
* Monday: I went drinking with the PoleS
* Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
* Wednesday: I went drinking with the PoleS again
* Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...
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From PatentNonsense:

Q. SO, you are really looking for Chaos on a webpage, right?

A. Er...no, we'd like to avoid it.

Q. K, how is that going to happen without a policeman?

A. Go figure!

''[Of all the text to end up being hauled into this detention centre... :)]''
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From WhatIsaWiki:

This is crazy!  A tremendous Fear and Loathing of wikis is present...

Blah...
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Er, what's crazy?  To whom are these Kierkegaardian sentiments present?

It was a dark and stormy night and the captain said "tell us a story" ...
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Hmmm - it's REALLY possible to edit ALL of EVERY page?  Seems a recipe for diaster to me!  One destructive moron and the whole Wiki becomes mush.

Maybe I'm just cynical.  :-)
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Wow, This is kinda wierd

    -- Drachs
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Investigation of the Wiki concept...
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From IdiosyncratiC:

My dad knew him.
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From HareKrishna:

(For more on little-known religions' positions on sex, see BokoNonism.)

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Oh Wiki, you're so fine!...