BadJokesAndOtherDeletedNonsense

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is!

From PolanD:

:From an Englishman's diary:

• Monday: I went drinking with the PoleS
• Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
• Wednesday: I went drinking with the PoleS again
• Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...

From PatentNonsense:

Q. SO, you are really looking for Chaos on a webpage, right?

A. Er...no, we'd like to avoid it.

Q. K, how is that going to happen without a policeman?

A. Go figure!