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There is a problem with the operation and functionality of the Internet. The basic problem is that some of the web site owners and most of the users, who are connected to the Internet, don't consider themselves responsible and therefore accountable for the extremely boring content.

Our primary concern is the recent severe infestation of the Internet bulletin boards and wikis which has exposed the growing problem of unexciting postings. Boring information is now constantly filling the Internet.

WikipediaClassAction.com is currently gathering complaints from the entire Internet community, including individuals, corporations, partnerships, etc., who believe that they have been exposed to uninteresting stories and or who have been or are the subject of dull and anonymous postings to the popular online encyclopedia WikiPedia or online anywhere.

Alternatively, if you are aware of postings on the Internet that are either unimaginative and or mind-numbing, please contact them and make them aware of the offending content and this website so that they may file a complaint with our group. We work pro-bono of course.

Our intention and the purpose of this website is multi-fold. Specifically, we seek to achieve the following:
  • Expose the inherent faults and flaws of the Internet (or is it World Wide Web we are after)


  • Force all the Internet users through legal action, to change all current practices that permit anyone to post lackluster content to their website, without formal attribution, without government approval and without recourse back to web site owners and or the author of the content.


  • Recover $ubstantial monetary damages, on behalf of those who have suffered as a direct result of anything


  • Establish a precedent that will ensure all websites are held responsible for their poor content


  • Close down the Internet except this site, catch the ambulance

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